I am reading through Bombay Times, a supplement of Times of India that features the latest Page-3 parties, gossips on Bollywood Celebs, et al and have reached ‘Page 3’ when Tweego ‘strolls’ in, jumps onto the bed, sits next to me, looks at me (read – rather gives me that ‘impress me’ look) and wags his tail (phew! That took care of that look!). That’s the perfect start to his morning.

At times I want to call him ‘mojojo.’ Pronunciation ( mo…jojojo. Stress on mo and then jojojo in a single breath)

So where were we.. he’s wagging his tail; and I get back to reading Page 3; not that it interests me.. but since I am on it (not at a Page 3 party but on that page) lets read this too.
I consider these Page 3 gigs a One act play:
Lady 1 meets Lady 2:
Oh dar…hh..ling, how are you? Muah, muah.. half hearted hug… oh! You’re looking so pretty./? (was that a question?) Where did you get this dress from? (will she ever go there?)
Where have you been all this while? (you were better there)

Lady 2: Oh..I’ve been here.. there..blah blah (Lady 1 doesn’t care, but that’s the best way to kill time)

So all these ladies are doing the same gig, it’s like several One Act Plays enacted spontaneously. Then they get drunk, they dance, and.. . (Kids read this blog too; cautionary measure taken)

How would it be if Tweego was in one of these parties? I am sure he’s learnt a lot of nautanki’s from me in all these dog-years.

[slideshow id=2]Here, check a few of my nautanki pictures… and imagine Tweego doing what I did. I hope he’s in the pictures and not a part of those One act plays.. But do these Celebs get their dogs too.. How would the conversation be if two dogs met? I leave that to your imagination.

I look at him and ask him through my 6th sense; I wonder which ‘th sense he uses, he receives my transmitted signal and reciprocates with a look similar to this.